After darkerelement's journal...

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The pack was sneaking around the second floor of C building, which was hard to do when the Only Female wouldn't stop trying to make a theme song that wouldn't scare of readers (and wasn’t rated BANAT).

"If you sing the ' penis' one again, I swear I'll shove you into the men's bathroom," the Alpha Male threatened, peeking around the corner.

"NOOOO-" the Only Female screamed, but he shut up when the Alpha Male kicked him in the one cankle he had.

"Now can I have my jacket back?" the Alpha Male asked, but the Only Female refused to remove the jacket from the bottom of his pant leg.

Ignoring the two idiots now fighting over the jacket, the Dark Midget looked around the corner and said, "Look! It's a rare Lying Aussie!"

Having somehow heard her, said Aussie turned and said, "How did I lie?! You still haven't told me!"

"We did too!" the Dark Midget protested. "We told you last week when-"

"AH!"

The Lying Aussie had been too preoccupied with finding out how he (from his point of view) hadn't lied to notice the Only Female sneak up next to him (which was amazing, seeing as the Only Female was practically screaming his attempts at a theme song). However when the Only Female bit the hand that had the iPhone, the Lying Aussie had to notice.

“Drop the iPhone now,” the Only Female demanded.

“You shouldn’t be able to speak clearly with your mouth full of Aussie,” the Dark Midget said.

The Alpha Male nodded in agreement, saying, “If this was the Journey, that’d be worth a plothole or two…” (The Only Female responded with, “I’ve bitten people enough times to know how to speak clearly with anything in my mouth, thanks.” )

The Aussie, not understanding the reference, like so many other people, decided to ignore it. “I already dropped the phone,” he said, pointing, with the hand the Only Female was still latched onto, at the iPhone laying on the ground. One of the buttons on it had been touched, and now it was trying to give them directions to Hell.

“Shut up you stupid phone,” the Alpha Male said, picking it up. “We already know how to get to Hell.”

“Yeah, it’s really easy too, since we’re already in Brunswick County,” the Only Female said, taking the phone and trying to stuff it down his shirt.

“Then why did we go all the way to Sah-nah-tah-ah-nah?” the Dark Midget asked the Alpha Male, who was trying to stop the Only Female from traumatizing the iPhone.

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To be continued?